Hilarious Extra Small-Condoms Gag Gift by Witty Yeti. 2 Pack Funny Christmas-Stocking Stuffer or White Elephant Idea. Prank Friends and Family with This Goofy Novelty Practical Joke for Men or-Women.

Price: $12.99
(as of Jan 21, 2025 21:48:12 UTC – Details)


Got a boner to pick with someone? Get this hysterical gag gift!
Make your brother, friends or boyfriend double over laughing at all of the stupid humor and jokes on this Extra Small Condoms novelty gift. Tons of silly puns and dad jokes. Completely ridiculous, obnoxious and insulting. That’s a recipe for the best gift ever! Or treat yourself. Because we all know the real reason you drive a lifted truck.
Wait, can I really use these?
That’s exactly what someone with a tiny pee pee would say! But seriously, these are not actual condoms. The size of the “”condom”” is 0.74 x 0.94 inches and even if you do somehow manage to fit please do not try to actually use these as condoms.
Are these likely to break?
Each condom is stress-tested by our in house team of mosquitos and field mice. Extra Small Condoms have undergone rigorous testing to ensure that they probably won’t break most of the time. Plus they’re made of super thick rubber so she might even be able to feel it. Now you can experience the familiar feeling of being well below average!
Isn’t this totally body shaming?
Honestly, our schlongs are huge so we don’t really know. But hey, don’t take it so hard all shapes and sizes are beautiful and there’s something for everyone. You’ll definitely have the funniest present in the room at your next Secret Santa gift exchange or swap.
What’s in the box?
In addition to more weiner jokes than you’ll know what to do with, you will receive 2 packs of XS condoms complete with tons of jokes and high-quality packaging. You can tell yourself they’re laughing at the jokes and not your little pecker. Probably.
Satisfaction Assured for Life!
If you aren’t completely satisfied with your order, simply email us, and we will respond within 24 hours to make it right even on the weekends. We absolutely assure your satisfaction!
Product Dimensions ‏ : ‎ 6 x 2.4 x 8 inches; 2.4 ounces
Item model number ‏ : ‎ Pinky Size
Date First Available ‏ : ‎ December 21, 2021
Manufacturer ‏ : ‎ Witty Yeti’s Next Level Pranks & Gag Gifts
ASIN ‏ : ‎ B09NYNDM6Y
GUARANTEED TO GET LAUGHS. Naughty bachelorette party? Co-worker complaining about their love life? Grumpy grandpa who could use some laughs? Went through a divorce and want to shame your ex-husband? They’re perfect for everyone!
PRANK SOMEONE WITH A LITTLE WILLY. Having a teenie weenie has its ups and downs but don’t let that get in the way of a healthy love life. Totally embarrassing and unique gift idea for a birthday, Christmas, April Fool’s Day, or Valentine’s Day.
GUARANTEED FOR LIFE. We offer a No-Nonsense Lifetime Satisfaction Guarantee on all of our gag gifts. If at any point you’re not 100% happy, just send us an email, and we promise to make it right!
FOR THE PINT-SIZED PRICK. This highly inappropriate and unusual gift features tiny micro condoms that are perfect for men who drive loud motorcycles and people who don’t put their shopping carts back. Ribbed for reduced disappointment!
SIZE DEFINITELY MATTERS. Since you’re hung like a hamster, now you can be a disappointment in and out of bed! With Extra Small Condoms, you can experience intense intimacy and passion. Like hearing her whisper sweet nothings like, “Is it in yet?”